Shoes

Shoes

[00:00]

[In the background "Please Don't Eat the Daisies" Sung by. Doris Day & Company, Plays]
After the first April Showers
Flowers appear everywhere,
and as they bloom,
their fragrant perfume,
tell us that spring's in the air.

Please, please don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies, please, please.

Here am I waitin' and anticipatin'
the kisses that I'll get from you.

Please, please don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies, please, please.

I'm so romantic that I'm gettin' frantic
wonderin' what you're gonna do.

Do you love me,
Do you love me not?
That's what I'm longin' to know.
Do you love me,
Do you love me a lot?
You'll prove it by lettin' the daisies grow.
Oh!

Please, please don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies, please, please.

Supposin' it showers while you're
eatin' flowers. The hours will be
wasted away.

Please, don't eat the daisies
today
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies.

Dad: Happy birthday twins
Brother: A computer!, and a car thanks mom and dad!
Dad: Kelly, Go ahead and open your present.
Kelly: What the Hell?!
Mom: What did you expect? Condams?
Brother: Nice present Kelly.
Kelly: Shut up deck!
Brother: Skank.
Kelly: I'm gonna betch slap you shetbag!
Brother: No, I'm an athlete.
Mom: Stop fighting you two are twins. For goodness sakes. Don't they have the same thoughts?
Kelly: [Thought] Shoes
Brother: [Thought] Playstation
Dad: [Thought] Fiscal responsibility
Mom: [Thought] Tom Scarritt
Dad: Kelly? Where are you going?
Kelly: Out!
Mom: Whore.
Dad: Kelly, what are you gonna do with your life?
Kelly: I'm gonna get what I want.
Dad: [Under Breath, music starts] Christ!

[01:18]

Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Oh My God!
Shoes

Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes

Shoes
Shoes
Oh My God! Shoes
Shoes

These shoes rule
These shoes suck
These shoes rule
These shoes suck!

Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Oh My God! Shoes

These shoes rule
These shoes suck
These shoes suck
These shoes suck

I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!

Stupid boy
Stupid Boy
Let's get some shoes
Let's party

[Musical interlude]

[02:30]

These shoes are three hundred dollars
These shoes are three hundred dollars
These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars
Let's get em'

Store Cleark:
Um, this style runs small
I don't think your gonna fit
I mean your feet are kinda big

Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, by the way betch
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!

[Musical interlude, Kelly's voice within]
Shoes
Those shoes are mine betch
These fucking shoes betch
Those shoes are mine betch
Betch
Betch
Betch

[03:52]

[Credits]

liamshow.com
"Shoes" available on iTunes

[04:00]

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