Thursday, February 28, 2008

Work Related Dreams...

I had a dream right before I woke up and it was about me working at the library. I was in our study lounge which was just a tiny bit different than how it is really set up. In our temporary quarters, the patron goes through a set of doors to enter and in that room there are three television monitors with a DVD/VHS player hooked up. On the opposing wall there is a line of shelves. There is an opening into another attached room, where in my dream, had computers set up along all four walls. The real set up of the two rooms was about the same the televisions and shelving was the same but in the attached room there are study carrels that line the walls instead of computers.

I went into the computer portion of the study room to answer a technical question which is usual in my line of work. After I had finished helping the patron I proceeded to leave to return to the desk. As I was leaving a lady watching a VHS on one of the televisions grabbed me and asked:
Patron: Where is the F7 key?
Me: Ma'am, that is a television and not a computer.
Patron: But I need to print this picture for a presentation in five minutes!
Me: Unfortunately, we do not have the equipment to print a frame of a VHS tape, you may be able to buy that sort of equipment but we do not have it.
Patron: But, I really need this now!
Me: Well Ma'am, you can go see Ms. Jane at the reference desk and she can possibly find you something printable online that you can use for your presentation.
The lady was looking at a color the number comic book that we had pulled from one of our shelves it had an example page already colored. The video I assume was on comic books or around the same topic.

When I woke up I researched the importance of the F7 key, the result was odd.

F7
The F7 key does not have any functionality in Windows. It may, however be used in some individual programs. To find out if it is available in the program you are using, bring up the program's help screen and type in the words function key.

Source: http://www.compukiss.com/basics/function-keys-2.html /End.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Halloween Pimpin'

So my co-worker and I pimped out the library for Halloween 2007. It took three hours to produce but, I think it turned out very well. Everyone has complemented it so far and we only just did it on Saturday. I hope the director will like it because we were suppose to put up the decorations tomorrow on Monday. It would have been much to hard with all the student activities that Monday brings. It was a lot of hard work but it will be a rockin' Halloween this year, like last year when the decorations came out very well. We just didn't document it :(.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Play 2 Learn

My parents are doing this Play to Learn thing for work and my mother is driving me up the wall with it. In essence, what the Lee County Library System is doing with Play to Learn is a fairly positive thing. It is teaching their employees how to utilize Web 2.0 applications online to eventually teach them the relationship between these services and how they affect Library 2.0. I just hope my mom starts to understand Blogger. Of course, I am still learning Blogger but, I find it to be fairly intuitive like any other Google application and service.

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Shoes

Shoes

[00:00]

[In the background "Please Don't Eat the Daisies" Sung by. Doris Day & Company, Plays]
After the first April Showers
Flowers appear everywhere,
and as they bloom,
their fragrant perfume,
tell us that spring's in the air.

Please, please don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies, please, please.

Here am I waitin' and anticipatin'
the kisses that I'll get from you.

Please, please don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies, please, please.

I'm so romantic that I'm gettin' frantic
wonderin' what you're gonna do.

Do you love me,
Do you love me not?
That's what I'm longin' to know.
Do you love me,
Do you love me a lot?
You'll prove it by lettin' the daisies grow.
Oh!

Please, please don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies, please, please.

Supposin' it showers while you're
eatin' flowers. The hours will be
wasted away.

Please, don't eat the daisies
today
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies,
don't eat the daisies.

Dad: Happy birthday twins
Brother: A computer!, and a car thanks mom and dad!
Dad: Kelly, Go ahead and open your present.
Kelly: What the Hell?!
Mom: What did you expect? Condams?
Brother: Nice present Kelly.
Kelly: Shut up deck!
Brother: Skank.
Kelly: I'm gonna betch slap you shetbag!
Brother: No, I'm an athlete.
Mom: Stop fighting you two are twins. For goodness sakes. Don't they have the same thoughts?
Kelly: [Thought] Shoes
Brother: [Thought] Playstation
Dad: [Thought] Fiscal responsibility
Mom: [Thought] Tom Scarritt
Dad: Kelly? Where are you going?
Kelly: Out!
Mom: Whore.
Dad: Kelly, what are you gonna do with your life?
Kelly: I'm gonna get what I want.
Dad: [Under Breath, music starts] Christ!

[01:18]

Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Oh My God!
Shoes

Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes

Shoes
Shoes
Oh My God! Shoes
Shoes

These shoes rule
These shoes suck
These shoes rule
These shoes suck!

Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Oh My God! Shoes

These shoes rule
These shoes suck
These shoes suck
These shoes suck

I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!

Stupid boy
Stupid Boy
Let's get some shoes
Let's party

[Musical interlude]

[02:30]

These shoes are three hundred dollars
These shoes are three hundred dollars
These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars
Let's get em'

Store Cleark:
Um, this style runs small
I don't think your gonna fit
I mean your feet are kinda big

Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, by the way betch
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!

[Musical interlude, Kelly's voice within]
Shoes
Those shoes are mine betch
These fucking shoes betch
Those shoes are mine betch
Betch
Betch
Betch

[03:52]

[Credits]

liamshow.com
"Shoes" available on iTunes

[04:00]

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Oh Rusty

This is Rusty's Story.

Ohio Vacation Pictures

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Google Possible Copyright Infringement

clipped from blogoscoped.com

Supposed to be celebrating: 90th Anniversary of the Copyright Act. Reason for rejection: Potential trademark infringement for using the © symbol.

 blog it
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